Garden humor thread..

[flowerbug]

I understand they can get too 5hick but here when people hunt them, coons, ground hogs, etc explode causing 10X mor damage than coyotes ever do.

*imagining exploding coons, groundhogs, etc.* ...

not really, but sometimes i'm so tempted...

 

[Gardening with Rabbits]

Saw ..

. two coyotes about 20 miles apart last week.

They were 50/100 yards out in wheat fields just traveling along parallel to the roadway.

Steve

I live in town and heard some the other night when I was out feeding the rabbits and ran to get DS to hear. By the time I got him to come outside there were a few dogs barking and trying to join in.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Wife - You're late for dinner.

Husband - I guess my food is cold.

Wife - No, it is nice and warm........ inside the dog's stomach.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Talking on the phone

Husband - What's for dinner?

Wife - That depends dear, pick a number between one and ten.

Husband - How about one.

Wife, That's the wrong number so we are going out to dinner.

At the restaurant

Husband - So what was the correct number?

Wife - There was no correct number Sweetheart.

 

[majorcatfish]

 

[majorcatfish]

 

[thistlebloom]

 

[thistlebloom]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

Is this a cowlick or Cow Lick