Garden humor thread..

[Ridgerunner]

@Carol Dee

She - Since I got my new job all my little problems are behind me

He - Oh, what are you doing?

She - Driving a school bus

 

[Carol Dee]

@Carol Dee

She - Since I got my new job all my little problems are behind me

He - Oh, what are you doing?

She - Driving a school bus

THE TRUTH !!!!

 

[Ridgerunner]

He - Want to go out tonight?

She - Let my check my planner. Nope, busy tonight.

He - Well how about tomorrow night?

She - Sorry. Busy every night for the next nine years.

He - Darn, she is so organized.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Zeedman]

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Or maybe it's a bull.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[ducks4you]

Why do nurses carry red crayons?




So they can draw blood.

 

[ducks4you]

W.T.F.
Where's the Fish?!?!?

 

[Zeedman]

Why do nurses carry red crayons?

So they can draw blood.

Nothing unusual there... I keep a pencil & paper in the car, in case a sign instructs us to draw a bridge.

 

[flowerbug]

W.T.F.
Where's the Fish?!?!?

where's the fudge!