Garden humor thread..

flowerbug

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Commercials in 2030 will be like: 'Were you or someone you know overly exposed to hand sanitizer, Lysol or bleach during the 2020 coronavirus pandemic? If so, you may be eligible for compensation!
i'd put a haha on this, but i think you're actually closer to reality than humor with that one...
 

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This social distancing is nothing new in our society. Years ago, I asked a very beautiful young girl for a date, and she was thrilled. She went home and told her mom that someone had asked her out for a date. Since we lived a small community and knew most in the area, her mom asked her daughter who was it.

When she told her mom it was me, her mom said, 'Definitely not - and don't even come within 10 feet of that boy. That was serious social distancing.
 

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This social distancing is nothing new in our society. Years ago, I asked a very beautiful young girl for a date, and she was thrilled. She went home and told her mom that someone had asked her out for a date. Since we lived a small community and knew most in the area, her mom asked her daughter who was it.

When she told her mom it was me, her mom said, 'Definitely not - and don't even come within 10 feet of that boy. That was serious social distancing.
wrong side of the tracks?
 

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