Garden humor thread..

[valley ranch]

Goodnight kiddies ```

 

[yvrhedges]

Just recently I finished planting my silk tree, waiting for any progress, felling a little excited.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Marie2020]

Cyclists chased by a big bad ostrich

 

[Zeedman]

Cyclists chased by a big bad ostrich

Wow, speed and stamina... that is the REAL road runner. Meep! Meep!

 

[Marie2020]

Wow, speed and stamina... that is the REAL road runner. Meep! Meep!

I think one of my chickens would give that ostrich a run for his money if there was meal worms on the horizon

 

[Ridgerunner]

Wife - You like dimples, don't you?

Husband - Dimples?

Wife - Yes you know, like dimples in cheeks or chins.

Husband - Yeah, I guess you could say I like dimples.

Wife - Good. Because I just put a dimple in the bumper of your car.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Son (while his mom is gardening with ear buds) - What are you listening to Mom?

Mom - It's an old Tony Bennett album.

Son - What's he singing about?

Mom - Leaving his heart in San Francisco.

Son (aside to his sister) - Mom's into some pretty dark stuff.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Wife - I appreciate having a successful a successful husband and you are charming. But I never get used to how handsome you are.

Husband - What did you buy?

 

[Carol Dee]