Garden humor thread..

[Pulsegleaner]

Ah, somewhere between Kudzu fritters and Happy Pizza.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[digitS']

 

[Dirtmechanic]

Psst: did you know that 10+10 and11+11 are the same thing?

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty two

 

[PhilaGardener]

I would totally grow lamps if I could

Thinking I'd brighten up in my garden, I planted bulbs last fall . . .

I thought that put things on the right track, but hopes are dimming . . .

Next year, I'll go back to old standards like candelabra primrose, flame lilies and burning bush.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Many years ago, a good friend and his wife stopped at a little cafe for lunch.

When he asked the waitress about the soup of the day, she responded, ''Split pea soup; but I surely wouldn't order it if I were you.''

He asked, ''Why not?''

With a disgusted look on her face, she responded, ''Because it's GREEEEEN!''

 

[flowerbug]

kids these days... *SMH* i've waited to say that my whole life - at last... *checks item off bucket list*

 

[Zeedman]

Many years ago, a good friend and his wife stopped at a little cafe for lunch.

When he asked the waitress about the soup of the day, she responded, ''Split pea soup; but I surely wouldn't order it if I were you.''

He asked, ''Why not?''

With a disgusted look on her face, she responded, ''Because it's GREEEEEN!''

Linda Blair single-handedly destroyed my love for pea soup.

 

[flowerbug]

Linda Blair single-handedly destroyed my love for pea soup.

that didn't make any difference to me at all. i love pea soup. as Mom says, it's just Hollywood... raspberry jam, etc.

 

[Carol Dee]