Garden humor thread..

[Carol Dee]

 

[digitS']

Well yeah, @Carol Dee .

The other day I saw a comment that the only pole dancing that they do at her age these days ..

. is holding onto the grab bars in the bathtub.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Zeedman]

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So true... but for me, that temp would be lower. I actually thought about a fire tonight, temps in the 50's - but my WiFi doesn't reach that far.

 

[Ridgerunner]

I think I undercooked the alphabet soup, I'm getting complaints about the hard consonants. But I followed the directions to the letter!

 

[Ridgerunner]

He - I counted five people on today's obituary page that are younger than me. It makes me feel like I'm living on borrowed time.

She - You are, unless you stop leaving the toilet seat up.

 

[Pulsegleaner]

I think I undercooked the alphabet soup, I'm getting complaints about the hard consonants. But I followed the directions to the letter!

And trouble with their vowel movements.

 

[flowerbug]

And trouble with their vowel movements.

rubble rouser!

 

[Ridgerunner]

He- I was thinking we could order pizza for dinner.

She - Pizza? I've got that huge pot of leftover tofu and eggplant stew in the fridge. If we don't eat it soon I'll have to throw it out.

He - Hello Dominic's...............

She - Did you even hear a word I said?