Garden humor thread..
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digitS'
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Well yeah, @Carol Dee 
.
The other day I saw a comment that the only pole dancing that they do at her age these days ..
. is holding onto the grab bars in the bathtub.
.The other day I saw a comment that the only pole dancing that they do at her age these days ..
. is holding onto the grab bars in the bathtub.
Carol Dee
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Carol Dee
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Zeedman
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So true... but for me, that temp would be lower. I actually thought about a fire tonight, temps in the 50's - but my WiFi doesn't reach that far.
Ridgerunner
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I think I undercooked the alphabet soup, I'm getting complaints about the hard consonants. But I followed the directions to the letter!
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He - I counted five people on today's obituary page that are younger than me. It makes me feel like I'm living on borrowed time.
She - You are, unless you stop leaving the toilet seat up.
She - You are, unless you stop leaving the toilet seat up.
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And trouble with their vowel movements.
flowerbug
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rubble rouser!
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He- I was thinking we could order pizza for dinner.
She - Pizza? I've got that huge pot of leftover tofu and eggplant stew in the fridge. If we don't eat it soon I'll have to throw it out.
He - Hello Dominic's...............
She - Did you even hear a word I said?
She - Pizza? I've got that huge pot of leftover tofu and eggplant stew in the fridge. If we don't eat it soon I'll have to throw it out.
He - Hello Dominic's...............
She - Did you even hear a word I said?
