@digitS' "I have a Dutch surname"
Have you really Dutch roots? Wow!
Then I'll tell you what you have lost. Travel to Amsterdamu- the same as jumping on carousel horse in «Through the looking-glass» by Lewis Carroll.
This is a crazy city! There legalized drugs. Many bars. Coffee with the drug, bun
with the drug. This smell floats through the streets. "Dancing" Old houses. They lean in different directions. One local resident told me, she puts the glass of water. She understands how leaned house.
Some old lady have fun. They take to the streets and wear signs saying: "Hug". They embrace all the passers-by.
In the Netherlands people like children. If children do not learn, it is not a shame. Simply, they are in the second year to teach this program again. Sometimes it's an entire class. Nothing wrong.
Ad in the newspaper: "We invite you to recruit people with higher education. Or people with no education, but higher education mentality. "
This is the normal outside toilet. For men? No! For both men and women. Pharmacies sell special tools for women to use the toilet standing up. Everything is simple.
Perhaps once there were representatives of the Holy Inquisition and witch hunts discussed.
The Holy Inquisition has long disappeared, and the witches are still here. Here is one sitting on the street and entertains tourists for coins.
And here monks live. They think it is their duty to pray for the sins of Amsterdam.
One of them prayed all his life, but thought it was not enough. So she left a will - to bury her on the road. People should go and trample on her grave.
Dutch - cheerful and friendly people!