Cheating? That characterization of intrepid research flies in the face of the idea that you don't have to know every answer, just know where to find it.
I'm often using smaller devices with my awkward digitS'. If a stylus works on it, I use that. It's still one-finger typing and still awkward and error prone. I miss one letter and hit another. Autocomplete to my rescue! But then, the stylus may still miss the suggestion.
Autocorrect to my rescue! Well ... maybe, but it gets me into trouble almost as often as it's correct.
Add to these my strong tendency to stop and think, and then, repeat the last word. The most common is "the the." Stuttering ... maybe

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Then, there is the reliance on cliches. Yes, it's mostly just a lazy way of thinking but that doesn't necessarily mean that I have stopped thinking! I'm trying to communicate, after all.
I once knew the wife of a bright, creative fellow who disparaged people who used cliches. Well, that might be justified but this bright college professor flew off the road on his Harley motorcycle and banged himself up so bad that he never regained consciousness. His son has much of the same personality ... now if he can just stay out of prison and continue to make a living for a young family, maybe we can call him a success.
The "eggcorns" that the poem highlights are mostly misconceptions. Knowing how to pronounce words can be tuff. Culture evolves - not many of us know anything about the work of a tenter and stretching panels of fabric up on hooks.
The author of the poem is in the UK. Maybe that's why this line is a mystery to me.
What do you suppose "You think like a damp squid" means?
Steve