Lost Patina Buttermilk question

[thistlebloom]

That's what I'm going to start calling my wrinkles..."Patina".

 

[CrazyFeathers]

Me too @thistlebloom !

 

[baymule]

Wrinkles ...... patina...... I like it. I call the droopy muscles on my arms Bingo Arms. As in raising one's arms, shaking fists in the air shouting BINGO! !!! The floppy part--thats bingo arms.

 

[Smart Red]

So wearing the little makeup I sometimes choose to apply is nothing more than enhancing my patina? Pray tell, what will the removal of my grey be called?

I wish I could say all I have are Bingo arms, but I fear what you'd see is a Bingo Body should we ever meet.

 

[Nyboy]

All I could find is lowfat buttermilk, will lowfat work to grow moss, if not can I make buttermilk at home?

 

[lesa]

You can make buttermilk by adding vinegar or lemon juice to regular milk. Dying to know if this works...I love all things covered in moss!

 

[Smart Red]

According to Martha Stewart and several others, you can easily make buttermilk at home with few ingredients. Here is the recipe from Martha and one from Emeril.

I do think that even low-fat buttermilk will work, however, I don't remember ever hearing that low-fat is used.

 

[catjac1975]

Just ask Martha. Probably most anything will work. But more fat means more growth in my mind. You could also use artist's tubes of oil paint. Using earth tones you just rub it in to the areas that would catch the color. Not natural but instant.

 

[Nyboy]

That's what I'm going to start calling my wrinkles..."Patina".

I live in the land of plastic surgery !! Here a good plastic surgeon is like a Demi god. When a lady comes in and doesn't remove her over size sunglasses, good chance she is healing from eye surgery. A man's facelift cost almost double of a woman's.

 

[seedcorn]

Never understood paying for face lifts. If child had a deformity, there I would pay for it in second. Trying to make some 60+ look like a 50+ (really they look worse to me), don't get it.