I haven't the inclination for sparky witticisms as some folks are very talented at employing, so I'll just be blunt...
If it's in violation of the rules...flag it for the moderator.
If it is someone/something that annoys you...utilize that wondrous ignore button.
No one is forcing you to open and read every post. Certainly everyone here has at one time or another shared a funny or something else not garden related. The atmosphere of mob rule and personal attacks here is getting really disgusting.