Somehow, It's Funny that Way

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can i work from home, on my own schedule? i used to have long hair... i'm about as freaky as oatmeal in a tan bowl.

 

[Pulsegleaner]

can i work from home, on my own schedule? i used to have long hair... i'm about as freaky as oatmeal in a tan bowl.

Well, everyone said my oatmeal was freaky (I don't get it, all I did was melt cheese in it instead of adding sugary things. It's really no different than a really runny sandwich.......)

 

[digitS']

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It’s been a bit of a strange day! First, I found a hat with money in it. Then I was chased by an angry guy with a guitar!

 

[flowerbug]

i have a fake booger epoxied in my nose - i'm having a hard time fingering it out.

 

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I went to the hardware store to get something. They had posted this sign outside:

If It Is In Stock
We Have It​

 

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I asked for hip dips cosmetic surgery from my medical insurance. I was given a swift rebuttal.

 

[digitS']

It's hot out but you want to do some cooking. The recipe says to "chill in the fridge for one hour:"

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