To those in south

[seedcorn]

Stop it!!!!!!!! You are making me homesick for G'ma's cooking and my m other's cooking............dang I can just taste it.

I agree, kill me a week sooner but let me eat. Just finished b'fast and ready for lunch already.........none of which will be those things.. man am I feeling deprived...

and I go and marry a polish girl who boils everything.......what was I thinking???? Oh yes, I remember and it wasn't about food..........

 

[baymule]

Choice:

Eat healthy food with no oomph to the taste for 76.71 years

Eat foods like what BayMule mentioned and only live 76.7 years

Me: Hay Bay! What's the appetizer to go with that chicken fried steak? Is it done yet??? What's taking it so long??? Would it be done sooner if I help in the kitchen???

Mashed taters with a stick of butter melted in it, slathered with gobs of gravy! Fried okra, sliced fresh 'maters, home made yeast rolls and blackberry cobbler!

Appetizer: what city folks eat whilst wasting their time waiting at a resturant while someone else does the cooking.

Redneck appetizer: huh??