You might be a gardener if.....

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Thought about this on the way home today. Kind of along the lines of Jeff Foxworthy's " You mighy be a redneck" lines....if you think of one post it for laughs...

You might be a gardener if......you pick thru your neighbors trash looking for stuff to put on your compost pile.
You might be a gardener if.......you get exited looking through the spring seed catalogs.
You might be a gardener if........you get exited when your load of compost gets delivered.
You might be a gardener if......you spend way more on seeds than you did your entire family for christmas.
You might be a gardener if.......you jump for joy at your first tiny tomato forming.


I cant think of anymore...but I bet @baymule can. 😁
 

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You might be a gardener if...... your neighbors lock their doors when they see you carrying a basket.
You might be a gardener if...... you have a floppy hat you wouldn't wear in public.
You might be a gardener if...... your night light is a grow light.
You might be a gardener if...... you find yourself outside with a flashlight, looking for whatever is eating your tomatoes.
You might be a gardener if...... you are a hummingbird's best friend, and a squirrel's worst enemy.
You might be a gardener if...... you stop thinking of deer as Bambi, and think of them as teeth with legs.
You might be a gardener if...... you find yourself digging up a patch of perfectly good lawn. Again.
You might be a gardener if...... you can actually name all of your weeds.
You might be a gardener if...... you have a basement full of canning jars, most of them full.
You might be a gardener if...... it's way too easy to think of reasons that you might be. ;)
 

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You might be a gardener if...... your neighbors lock their doors when they see you carrying a basket.
You might be a gardener if...... you have a floppy hat you wouldn't wear in public.
You might be a gardener if...... your night light is a grow light.
You might be a gardener if...... you find yourself outside with a flashlight, looking for whatever is eating your tomatoes.
You might be a gardener if...... you are a hummingbird's best friend, and a squirrel's worst enemy.
You might be a gardener if...... you stop thinking of deer as Bambi, and think of them as teeth with legs.
You might be a gardener if...... you find yourself digging up a patch of perfectly good lawn. Again.
You might be a gardener if...... you can actually name all of your weeds.
You might be a gardener if...... you have a basement full of canning jars, most of them full.
You might be a gardener if...... it's way too easy to think of reasons that you might be. ;)
Good ones! 😂😂
 

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Oh no! Foul! You must post one!
You might be a gatdner if....you ask for gift cards to Bakers Creek for Christmas.
You might be a gardener if....you sit next to your garden right after you plant it waiting for the first sprout.
You might be a gardener if.......you buy out all the vegetable trays at your garden center.
 

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You might be a gatdner if....you ask for gift cards to Bakers Creek for Christmas.
You might be a gardener if....you sit next to your garden right after you plant it waiting for the first sprout.
You might be a gardener if.......you buy out all the vegetable trays at your garden center.
I have cleaned out trays!
 

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I have cleaned out trays!

You might be a gardener if you take the trays back to the greenhouse hoping they'll refill them for you.

You might be a gardener if you get stung by a bee and consider it a sign that you made the mistake and not the bee.

You might be a gardener if you have a bean collection and a lot of people on-line who aren't afraid to tell you what to do with them.
 

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