Garden humor thread..
- Thread starter desertlady
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seedcorn
Garden Master
Actual responses from service people to pilots complaint.
P: Test flight OK, auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Test flight OK, auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
seedcorn
Garden Master
: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed in cockpit.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed in cockpit.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
Dirtmechanic
Garden Addicted
So the sharks in the field are not real? Bummer.
Dirtmechanic
Garden Addicted
The real Lord of the Flies: what happened when six boys were shipwrecked for 15 months:
The real Lord of the Flies: what happened when six boys were shipwrecked for 15 months
When a group of schoolboys were marooned on an island in 1965, it turned out very differently to William Golding’s bestseller, writes Rutger Bregman
www.theguardian.com
Pulsegleaner
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I vaguely remember reading a short story in a horror anthology where a person is warned by a little kid not to go outside because of what he thinks are loan sharks. It turns out (after he is attacked and eaten) that he was being warned about LAWN sharks.
majorcatfish
Garden Master
ONLY A RETIRED TRUCK DRIVER WILL GET THIS.........
Dirtmechanic
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flowerbug
Garden Master
we have one like that here. no kiddin', will have to get a pic sometime...
seedcorn
Garden Master
Obviously done by someone who has never been north...... We would ask you to come over and join in our camp fire. Hotdogs and s’mores, good eating. (Good hotdogs are nothing but ground fine sausage. Cheap hotdogs are dog food.). Give kids a small branch and let them do their own, then laugh at them when they drop it into Fire.
So you can keep your fancy pants ways and haughty looks to yourself.
