Garden humor thread..

[digitS']

Oh, ain't it the truth, @Carol Dee .

Dad would send me to the garage for a tool, I'd really have to tell myself, "focus, focus, focus." I'm still doing that!

In the house, I'm not saying who is responsible , but if every square inch of horizontal surface is filled with something -- how is finding something gonna be easy???

I'm also gonna go about my day mentioning every dang thing that I have to remember to do and you're just gonna have to put up with that ... or, find a half dozen tasks not done with me dozing in the lazyboy after dinner.

Steve

 

[flowerbug]

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Dad would send me to the garage for a tool, I'd really have to tell myself, "focus, focus, focus." I'm still doing that!
...

you're still looking? just kiddin'

i get bad when i'm tired.

 

[Zeedman]

In the house, I'm not saying who is responsible , but if every square inch of horizontal surface is filled with something -- how is finding something gonna be easy???

Sounds like my house. I have to accept equal blame though, depending upon the location in question.

 

[Zeedman]

Well, hoping for a kinder, gentler, softer year?

 

[Ridgerunner]

He - Oh, your back. How was the shopping?

She - I finished shopping and waited in the car for an hour and fifteen minutes. Then I finally remembered that you didn't come with me.

He - How long am I going to be in the doghouse?

She - I'll let you know.

 

[Gardening with Rabbits]

 

[Dirtmechanic]

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So I had to steal this won.

I will see myself out

 

[canesisters]

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.... probably marking the birth of the anti-christ or something :-(

 

[Dirtmechanic]

.... probably marking the birth of the anti-christ or something :-(

I invited a new neighbor and his family over to see the star one evening and it was a remarkable moment, just for a few minutes, to travel in our imaginations to a time 2 thousand years ago. The children wondered what it was like and so did I.

 

[Ridgerunner]

As part of the wedding ceremony, the priest asks if anyone objects to them being married.

There is a loud clap of thunder.

He pauses, then asks, 'Anyone else?'