Garden humor thread..

[ducks4you]

Ok... not 'garden' humor - but funny anyway.

http://www.theeasygarden.com/forum/...44a996_559855_736187156410749_841099391_n.jpg

Unless the 'prize' falls into your garden - THEN it would be garden related!

Saves $ on targets.

 

[TheSeedObsesser]

Ok... not 'garden' humor - but funny anyway.

http://www.theeasygarden.com/forum/...44a996_559855_736187156410749_841099391_n.jpg

Unless the 'prize' falls into your garden - THEN it would be garden related!

Unless it was a package of seeds or maybe onion sets.

 

[baymule]

The Creation Story

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated
the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and
red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and
healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream
and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with
that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at
it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure
that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the
wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from
size 6 to size 14.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan
presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on
the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil
in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and
chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained
more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake,"
and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it
"Devil's Food."

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose
those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so
Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman
laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming
with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and
still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its
99-cent double cheeseburger Then said, "You want fries with that?" And
Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good."
And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. Then Satan created Obamacare.

 

[majorcatfish]

just be cause the power is out who says you can't still heat the house with the stove.....

 

[journey11]

After awhile, you'll be too sleepy to realize you are cold.

ETA: LOL, Bay!

 

[baymule]

Major that's hilarious!!

 

[Jared77]

I love this thread!!!!

 

[canesisters]

 

[baymule]

I can see how that would be Seedcorn's Christmas card!!!!!!!

 

[seedcorn]

Hey now...... Talked to rep in Colorado, today was first day in last 7 days temp. got over 0.

Don't mind south-----as long as you quit tempting me with vegetables while I'm still fighting cold weather. I tell you that is just plain evil......