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Garden humor thread..

Discussion in 'Everything Else Garden' started by desertlady, Jul 7, 2013.

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    seedcorn

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    In camp point, IL, the water is salt water unfit to dink. Seems when they drilled the first town wells, they hit radioactive water. So deep they went. Hit a salt vein. Too many times, I'd wake up for a glass of water only to awake to salt water....
     
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    Water~Oh, Ship~

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    Aaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyaas

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    That's how to do it~

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    Yes, these are right. I talk like that. Fixinto is one of my favorite words. And hissy fit is prefixed by wall-eyed, as in wall-eyed hissy fit. What else do you name festivals for? Locally I can think of the Tyler Rose Festival, the Feral Hog Festival in Ben Wheeler, Fire Ant Festival in Marshall, Blueberry Festival in Nacogdoches, Tomato Fest in Jacksonville, Hot Pepper Festival in Palestine, East Texas Yamboree in Gilmer, Heritage Syrup Festival in Henderson, to name a few!
     
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    Like at my sisters house!
     
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    I still have and use a Swiss Army knife my Grandfather gave me for 17 birthday
     
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    There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat.
    One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus.
    He must take this medicine for three days.
    I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down.

    Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation.
    The next day, they gave him the medicine and left.
    The goat approached the horse and said: Be strong, my friend.
    Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep!

    On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left.
    The goat came back and said: Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die!
    Come on, I'll help you get up. Let's go! One, two, three...

    On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said:
    Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow.
    Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses.

    After they left, the goat approached the horse and said: Listen pal, it's now or never!
    Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on... Fantastic! Run, run more!
    Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a champion!!!

    All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting:
    It's a miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a grand party. Let's Cook the goat!!!!

    Lesson: Management never knows which employee actually deserves the appraisal.
     
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