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Garden humor thread..

Discussion in 'Everything Else Garden' started by desertlady, Jul 7, 2013.

  1. Apr 14, 2018
    thistlebloom

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    Ridgerunner

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    Grandma - How is school going Nelson?
    Nelson - I don't like school. My teacher is mean.
    Grandma - That's too bad. But you should be like this flower and bloom were you are planted. No matter where I put this flower it blooms. It doesn't whine and say "Oh, I don't get enough sun" or "Poor me, I don't get enough shade." It just keeps on doing its best, no matter what.
    Nelson - This flower is plastic.
    Grandma - Yes, there are many lessons to be learned from Mother Nature.
     
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    Nyboy

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    Common sense is like deodorant. Those who need it don't use it.
     
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    Carol Dee

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    Ever feel like a family of frags is watching you? 29684158_1860858890616867_3137106445376808616_n.jpg
     
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    thistlebloom

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    That's correct! Spread the word, don't move to Idaho. It's awful, backward and so boring...
    North Carolina is the place you want to be! :cool:
     
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    thistlebloom

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    And another thing- why does that post look so weird?
     
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