Garden humor thread..

[Ridgerunner]

Definition of holiday meal

A smorgasbord lasting from Thanksgiving brunch to New Years.

 

[Ridgerunner]

He - There it is, the last Christmas cookie. If we eat it Christmas will really be over.

She - Our hearts will mend.

 

[flowerbug]

He - There it is, the last Christmas cookie. If we eat it Christmas will really be over.

She - Our hearts will mend.

with the mixing of the dough, so shall it be...

 

[digitS']

And, here's why I have that winter weight gain:

A smorgasbord lasting from Thanksgiving brunch to New Years.

Hey, it's not just the roll of fat!

Husband - Getting ready to tie my shoes.

Wife - What's taking you so long?

Putting on my socks early in the AM is tuff! With my better leg, I have to be careful how I hold my foot or there's a real good chance of a leg cramp! And, that's the better leg ...

Steve

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[thistlebloom]

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And laundry!!
There's no escape!
We're doomed!

 

[Ridgerunner]

You chewed up my new year's resolutions. Good dog!!!

 

[Carol Dee]