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Garden humor thread..

Discussion in 'Everything Else Garden' started by desertlady, Jul 7, 2013.

  1. Jan 6, 2019
    valley ranch

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    [​IMG]There is a old Castle ~ Called Khor Virap ~ today it is a monastery ~ St.Gregory was kept there in a dungeon pit ~ there are young boys there during the day ~ so people who come ~ can buy pigeons and free them in commemoration of St Gregory's release form the pit after 13 years ~ the bird fly home and the boy take them again and again to Khor Virap to be sold ~ renewable resource ```

    http://www.armeniapedia.org/wiki/Khor_Virap_Monastery
     
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    Q: What are doghouses made from?





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    A: Arooominum!





    (i just made this up :) )
     
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    canesisters

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    Ridgerunner

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    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to politicians. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, all politicians are "post turtles".

    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post turtle". The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there in the first place.
     
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    valley ranch

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    flowerbug ~ I'll have to get back to you on that one ```
     
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    baymule

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    How appropriate, men like to pee outside. Saves water from flushing the toilet. :)
     
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    Ridgerunner

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    It's more that women don't like dirty boots tracking up the house. It's just men being considerate.
     
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    flowerbug

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    or just because we can. a little fresh air is good for the complexion i hear.

    "to boldly go where no man has gone before..."

    the side of the tree so you're facing the road... :)
     
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    canesisters

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