Garden humor thread..

hoodat

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A Sunday school teacher asked Johnny, "Do you know where Jesus is?"
Sure, he answered, "He's in the bathroom with my sister".
"What in he world gave you that idea?"
"Well, every morning my daddy gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and hollers, Jesus Christ are you still in there?"
 

Carol Dee

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So many farmers will say go to “old farmers name” field. They’ve been dead longer than I’ve been here......or they’ll say where so & so lived-yes 30 years ago.....
Those are directions I
can still usually follow ;) Better than east or west :hide you could say I am directionally challenged.
 
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