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Garden humor thread..

Discussion in 'Everything Else Garden' started by desertlady, Jul 7, 2013.

  1. Aug 19, 2019
    hoodat

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    I lied on forty acres in Oklahoma for about 20 years and it was still known as, "The old Evans place".
     
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    i had a penpal for a while who is autistic and could not read a map. i tried to teach her left from right, but she did not know which was her dominant hand and refused to have her helper use a marker to help her figure it out. so after a few times i gave up, but i wanted to teach her how to read a map just in case she ever got lost or wanted to travel.
     
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    ninnymary

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    Ha! He's as witty as you!

    Mary
     
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    ninnymary

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    seedcorn

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    When you get real old, prison maybe better than some “retirement” centers. Free room/board, free medical, free TV & Internet, paid attendants to check on you, and IF you go with some friends, card playing buddies...
     
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    Thinking about getting the old gang back together? ;)
     
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    seedcorn

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    Something to consider......
     
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    Rhodie Ranch

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    Or you could go on a cruise all year. Cheaper than a retirement center!
     
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    Carol Dee

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