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Garden humor thread..

Discussion in 'Everything Else Garden' started by desertlady, Jul 7, 2013.

  1. Aug 23, 2019
    canesisters

    canesisters Garden Master

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    You must've been telling some WOPPERS if people named the land after you.
     
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    Ridgerunner

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    He - I walked into this room for a reason and now I can't remember why.

    She - To find out you're getting old and are now on the long slow road to the nursing home.

    He - That wasn't it!

    she - How would you know?
     
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    flowerbug

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    this would be funnier if i remembered why i was laughing... :)
     
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    Carol Dee

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    Carol Dee

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    Ridgerunner

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    Cute, but so the people calling in are more assured they are paying their own bills instead of a stranger's bill.
     
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    digitS'

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    Carol Dee

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    Carol Dee

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    digitS'

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    I've done that, @Carol Dee ! Only it's usually my keys and they are in my hand.

    My shoulders can't carry a phone that way.

    Besides, my ears don't work well enuf to hear what is being said, anyhow! (See Firefly carrying a flashlight above ...)

    ;) Steve
     
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