Garden humor thread..

[Ridgerunner]

Customer - Can I return this for a refund?

Return Clerk - I'll need a receipt and proof of waist size before holiday meals.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[thistlebloom]

 

[flowerbug]

the only thing that would make that picture better was if he was peeing over the railing...

 

[canesisters]

Maybe he's standing outside in that terrible storm because he just blew up the bathroom...

 

[flowerbug]

Maybe he's standing outside in that terrible storm because he just blew up the bathroom...

it's probably just a hole through the rock to the outside... a bit cold and breezy perhaps. no place to linger. some people would be unsuited to live in such a place for long. i think i'd be just fine.

 

[thistlebloom]

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This brings back memories.
Mom was a manager for Tupperware for 9 years of my childhood and spent hours on the phone. I remember standing next to her while she yakked endlessly trying to get her attention.
Patting her on the arm ...mom mom mom mom mom mom...

 

[Nyboy]

Yep mom holding phone one hand back slapping with her other when she ran out of pations

 

[Ridgerunner]

Wife (it is the holiday season) -What are you doing?

Husband - Getting ready to tie my shoes.

Wife - What's taking you so long?

Husband - I'm wondering what else I can do once I'm down there to make it worth the effort.