Garden humor thread..

[Rammy]

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[flowerbug]

do you ever think of why they call them blocks of cheese?

 

[Dirtmechanic]

Speaking of Germans, I think everybody is fairly familiar with the famous communist Karl Marx.

I bet they do not know his sister invented the starter pistol. Her name was Onya.

 

[Ridgerunner]

A local sheriff told this story. He had this conversation with a Wildlife and Fisheries agent after he shot a 12-foot long alligator found under a raised house.

Agent: ''Why did you kill the alligator?''

Sheriff: ''It was eating the homeowner's chickens.''

Agent: ''I don't see any chickens.''

Sheriff: ''I just told you. …''

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

Here is one for @majorcatfish

 

[Dirtmechanic]

Here is one for @majorcatfish
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In 18 days I will be 55. I have observed in that time that the ladies have quite a talent for dissecting the masculine mind into more useful components.

 

[flowerbug]

Here is one for @majorcatfish
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i saw the picture and thought of @majorcatfish before i even read your words @Carol Dee hahahaha!

 

[Ridgerunner]

From the mouths of children

Crying is a waste of time if Mommy can't hear you.

The first name of most of daddy's friends is "Mister".

The favorite time for daddy to do something is "later".

 

[majorcatfish]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=3649705871710223