Maybe It Isn't Squirrels But Gladys Kravitz

[Nyboy]

Red don't you know I enjoy pulling your chain

 

[thistlebloom]

A little jolt of current never hurt anyone. Just ask Major.

@majorcatfish , you use deer repellent on birds?

 

[baymule]

Why don't you just ask her to keep an eye on the place? Tell her that ALL your fruit disappeared and you don't know if it was squirrels or people snooping around your property. I am sure she would be flattered to officially be your watchdog. Then you can tell her that you were going to share some of that fruit with her, but something or someone beat you to it. This ought to get her panties twisted up in a wad, thinking that she missed her chance for fresh fruit, she'll probably set up a squirrel watch in your absence. Tell her how delicious fried squirrel is and she might even shoot the little devils for you.

 

[majorcatfish]

A little jolt of current never hurt anyone. Just ask Major.

@majorcatfish , you use deer repellent on birds?

in my younger days.. shocking

now that i have become older,wiser i believe in the magic that's in everyone's heart.

i do believe in all of you

 

[Smart Red]

Red don't you know I enjoy pulling your chain

That may be so, but I'm looking out for poor Mrs. Kravitz. Shocks at our advanced age may lead to "the big one, Elizabeth!"

Please reserve the SSS system for non-human animals and I'll never rat on you.

 

[Smart Red]

Thistlebloom, I am well acquainted with the practical joke of "I turned the fence off, see?" while Uncle Doug wore rubber boots. Not funny then and not funny now. I'm always rooting for the victim.

 

[thistlebloom]

in my younger days.. shocking
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now that i have become older,wiser i believe in the magic that's in everyone's heart.
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i do believe in all of you

Ha! Who knew Santa lives in NC! The North Pole must just be for marketing, eh Major?

 

[thistlebloom]

Thistlebloom, I am well acquainted with the practical joke of "I turned the fence off, see?" while Uncle Doug wore rubber boots. Not funny then and not funny now. I'm always rooting for the victim.

Yeah me too. Big sis always "promised" she had unplugged it and I always believed her.
But pretty funny in retrospect. At least she and I get a kick out of it.

 

[Nyboy]

Bay I think you had the best idea, i will write her a note asking her to keep a eye on my trees. I know she sits on her porch with binoculars already.

 

[baymule]

Bay I think you had the best idea, i will write her a note asking her to keep a eye on my trees. I know she sits on her porch with binoculars already.

Ask her if she has a scoped 22, buy her a box of shells.