Somehow, It's Funny that Way

[digitS']

Accidentally replaced my Halogen Bulbs with Hallucinogen Bulbs. Circuit Breakers are Tripping and my Bill is really High.​

 

[digitS']

 

[Pulsegleaner]

There's recently been a rash of miracles in the stores along the main street of the Old Time Frontier restoration.

First, a blind man went into the hardware store, picked up a hammer and saw.

Then a deaf man went into the livestock dealer, picked up a flock and herd.

Then a mute man walked into the waggoner, picked up a wheel and spoke.

Then a man who had lost his sense of smell went into the fishmongers, picked up a halibut and smelt.

Finally, a man with extreme nerve damage went into the fabric crafts store, picked up some calico and felt.

 

[Pulsegleaner]

Oh forgot about the illiterate man. He went into the paint store, picked up some blue and red.

 

[digitS']

If I said,

"Limes are Good and Lemons are Sublime,"

Would You know Whether

I Preferred Lemons or Limes?

 

[flowerbug]

If I said,

"Limes are Good and Lemons are Sublime,"

Would You know Whether

I Preferred Lemons or Limes?

hmm, both is a good answer too.

 

[digitS']

I went to a shrink and he said - "You're crazy."


I said I'd like a second opinion and he said - "You're ugly, too."

 

[flowerbug]

I went to a shrink and he said - "You're crazy."


I said I'd like a second opinion and he said - "You're ugly, too."

did you feel smaller?

 

[digitS']

Resized and more portable, @flowerbug

😂

 

[Pulsegleaner]

hmm, both is a good answer too.

Same idea as my "When I said "nothing is more important to me than helping you" I mean that helping you is less important to me than doing nothing."

Or my very psychotic "When I said "The last thing I want to do is kill you", I meant I plan to do everything else to you FIRST."