Somehow, It's Funny that Way

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Understatement is a zillion times more effective than exaggeration.

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She: (passing a garden) If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

(3 gardeners in garden) Gardener 1: The iris clash with the roses!
Gardener 2: Peonies here? What was I thinking?!
Gardener 3: No, not aphids already!

He: Psycho gardening disorder.
 

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She: (passing a garden) If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

(3 gardeners in garden) Gardener 1: The iris clash with the roses!
Gardener 2: Peonies here? What was I thinking?!
Gardener 3: No, not aphids already!

He: Psycho gardening disorder.
Well, as gardener 3 found out, April Shower may bring May Flowers, but May Flowers bring June Bugs.
 

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On second thought, maybe you should listen to that "Mickey" song, if only to exorcise ABBA.
I'm such an innocent, It wasn't until about last year I realized how dirty that song is.

It doesn't help that, thanks to the version on the Spashdance LP I had as a kid, I thought the song was about Mickey Mouse.
 

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