Tractor babes

[ninnymary]

Seems like everyone has a tractor except me. You're going to enjoy your new toy so much SmartRed. Bet you're going to wish you had bought one sooner.

Mary

 

[Smart Red]

Does it have AC ?

Of course it has AC. Three speeds! And it has super duper heat for the winter snow work. This tractor babe is gardening/farming in style! (And paying for next-to-forever.)

 

[baymule]

A cab tractor!!! You are gonna love it!!! And a back hoe too--I wish I had one. Awesome, so happy for you.

 

[dickiebird]

All tractors have girls names because they all will, eventually, cause problems!!!!

THANX RICH

 

[Carol Dee]

All tractors have girls names because they all will, eventually, cause problems!!!!

THANX RICH

 

[Chickie'sMomaInNH]

what?! and women don't have names for their men when they start causing problems? i know someone that referred to her dh as Mr. Wonderful & that wasn't a complement, more of a joke!

 

[baymule]

If tractors had manly names, they would break down and stay in the garage watching TV.

 

[Smart Red]

If tractors had manly names, they would break down and stay in the garage watching TV.

And drinking beer?

 

[Nyboy]

Red keep your eye on craigs list farm section, you can pick up attachments cheap there.

 

[Smart Red]

As if I could afford something else.

Not a bad idea, Nyboy. There are a few attachments that I'd like -- post hole digger, a tiller I wouldn't be sharing with nephew, even a snow blower would be a good thing.

I need to use the backhoe to finish the project between the garden and the garden shed that I started with the salesman Tuesday. We never properly graded that area to divert water so it runs into the shed.

In hindsight, Spouse was probably already affected by dementia but hiding it well. He'd never have made a drainage mistake like that otherwise. That was the first construction where he skipped ladders and stayed on solid ground helping and watching son do the work.

Dickiebird, I'm leaning toward giving the tractor a boy's name despite your ... er... helpful advice. I anticipate that, like Spouse, this tractor is going to spoil me, make my life better, my workload easier, surround me with comfort, protect me, and allow me to say, "As soon as you get [blank] done I can just finish up and [blank]."

In fact, I might just call it my "second husband" -- the first was my caring, loving, brilliant, do anything-for-me sugar daddy, and this new one a muscle-bound piece of eye candy but rather dimwitted workhorse sitting around (sans beer) waiting to be of service.