Tractor babes

[baymule]

I think you just named your tractor, Red. Sugar Daddy. I like it.

 

[Smart Red]

I suppose one could be a muscle-bound weight-lifter type AND a sugar daddy. . . but my sugar daddy was not dimwitted nor did he look like a low-land gorilla in green and gold.

Thinking on it, bay.

 

[Smart Red]

But you're probably right.

 

[Nyboy]

Muscle Daddy has my vote

 

[canesisters]

I have a friend who has carried on an imaginary affair with "Raoul" - the sexy, young cabana boy for years. Her husband teases her about it all the time with things like "I'm busy, ask Raoul to take out the trash."

You could call him Cabana Boy

 

[Nyboy]

My landscaper every now and then he takes out a shrub with his mower, but i overlook it

 

[Carol Dee]

My landscaper every now and then he takes out a shrub with his mower, but i overlook it View attachment 15711

O.K. I think I could overlook a shrub or two as long as he keeps coming back

 

[ninnymary]

Heck, if there was a shrub that he tooked out, I would say "What missing shrub?" Everything is just fine.

Mary

 

[Smart Red]

Of course, Nyboy doesn't notice the missing shrub until after the lawnboy has left (or at least puts his shirt back on). Like mine, his eyes are NOT on the work being done.

So why the tiny, girly mower? I suppose a zero-turn machine wouldn't be nearly as fun to watch.

Guess I answered my own question, huh?

 

[baymule]

My landscaper every now and then he takes out a shrub with his mower, but i overlook it View attachment 15711

Dang Nyboy, do you loan him out?? He could use my tractor!!