I have an unending(?) supply of topsoil here. For 100+ years it ran off the neighboring fields and settled down in my gully. We've dug down 6 feet and gotten nothing but black dirt and the gully runs quite a ways before leaving our property. The fields around here are mostly limestone colored - very little black left.
My brother claims to be part Neanderthal. He wears two pairs of glasses at one time holding the spare pair atop his Neanderthal brow, and I have heard women complain that their spouses ( or ex-spouses as it were ) were Neanderthals, but this takes the cake.
I heard today that scientists are seeking a woman to be a surrogate 'mother' for an Neanderthal clone implant -- just in case anyone is interested in volunteering. What a can of worms THAT would open!
Love, Smart Red
