First World Problems

[897tgigvib]

3rd world problem:
Batoomba has been gone all night looking for the missing goat. What will we do if a Leopard got him?

1st world problem:
Kurt's been out all night with the Escalade. He best come home with it clean and waxed!

 

[digitS']

All that cousin of Bertie's wanted to talk about before dinner was how he could get in on the quiet before the next IPO investment. Bertie doesn't know anything about the trust and that guy is never going to make it anyway. He's from that side of the family, you know.

I've just made restaurant reservations for T-day. We will have the catered cocktail party Saturday. It just takes so long to plan these kinds of things - I don't know why we scheduled those pre-holiday office meetings rather than just taking the whole week off!

Somebody brought this dude along with them for dinner and when Mom did her traditional "Who's Starving?!" announcement that food was on the table - he goes, "Well, there are people in the world who are truly starving and I'm not one of them." Like, we all just kind of looked at him. LOL

After we ate all the food and drank the wine, they wouldn't let me lay on the couch during the football game! Until my uncle was ready to drive me to my buddy's house, I had to go in the kid's room and lay on an air-mattress. And, the teevee in there was really small!

Steve

 

[897tgigvib]

Kid asks mom question in 3rd world:
Can I make my own shovel?


Kid asks mom question in 1st world:
When you getting me the new Zombies IX game?

 

[Nyboy]

Sterling silverware can't go in dishwasher must be hand wahed.

 

[so lucky]

Sterling silverware can't go in dishwasher must be hand wahed.

 

[Smart Red]

Sterling silverware can't go in dishwasher must be hand wahed.

Wahe, wahe, wahe! I had to wash mine by hand as well. Fortunately, I caught the "Official Dish Washer" before she had them in the machine. Then I couldn't find a dish drainer for them, 'cuz that's what I use my dishwasher for most of the year -- as a dish drainer.

 

[so lucky]

Both refrigerators are so full of food I'm having to store food in the cold garage.

 

[897tgigvib]

There's 1st world

There's 3rd world


...does off grid in a cabin, making 848 dollars a month, far up in the woods, small propane fridge, solar panels getting too much shade in winter, and generator problems count as ...

2nd world?

 

[baymule]

There's 1st world

There's 3rd world


...does off grid in a cabin, making 848 dollars a month, far up in the woods, small propane fridge, solar panels getting too much shade in winter, and generator problems count as ...

2nd world?

FIRST WORLD DROP OUT!!!!

 

[897tgigvib]

...or escapeist therefrom...