Garden humor thread..

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Pulsegleaner]

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Can't be Fred, those are shod footprints.

 

[Carol Dee]

Can't be Fred, those are shod footprints.

Right

 

[Marie2020]

I first saw those on melting snow banks, and was curious what could possibly be moving in those temperatures. My curiosity turned to surprise when a few began jumping on me... but regardless of their name, they don't bite.

That's just insane. Snow fleas I've never heard of those before

 

[flowerbug]

Right

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[flowerbug]

That's just insane. Snow fleas I've never heard of those before

they are a very common creature probably found in any place that has plants and animals - they even live happily in my worm buckets. a common detritivore (eats about anything but does not bite live animals (unlike the flea)). they are also called springtails because of how they sometimes move about quite abruptly...

 

[meadow]

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You're in rare form this morning! LOL!

 

[digitS']

I was busy in my garden and the neighbor looked over the fence and said.. “What are you doing?”​

I said “I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order...”

She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time..!”

“Oh that's easy,” I said, “Its right next to the sage.”

 

[Ridgerunner]

Recently I've noticed that all my T-shirts seem to be shrinking. My wife says it's because of ice cream. So I'm now wearing a bib when I eat ice cream, so that it doesn't spill on my shirts and make them shrink.