Garden humor thread..
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Dirtmechanic
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My new favorite Christmas song.
Carol Dee
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seedcorn
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Unfortunately correct! Amazingly we were perfect when we were dating. Once we said “I do”, wives whole goal is to change us......
Pulsegleaner
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Too many men fail to realize that "I do" is only the beginning of the sentence. The full one is "I do whatever you want, and only what you want, forever, master."
and that there is an error in the vow words. Instead of saying "forsaking all others" it should read "forsaking all hope........."
seedcorn
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Yes, because any married man understands-after the “I do’s-that her mother comes first........then, her Dad, then any other family members, then family dog......... & they wonder why men drink......
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Reminds me of two old Henny Youngman Borsht Belt jokes (the kind you hear in the Jewish Clubs in the Catskills)
"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."
"Why do Jewish men die before women? They want to."
And there is the Irish POV (This is actually an Irish song, even if it's being sung by a Newfie Group)
And from their own mouths
flowerbug
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the funny coincidence for me with this picture is that a few days ago i would not have known where that picture came from, but now i do (i've still never seen the full movie).
canesisters
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Most women just wish that the man she married stayed the way he appeared to be when she met him - capable of finding normal household things on their own, able to withstand a cold without 24hr nursing & a trip to the ER, giving gifts without resentment, planning surprises for the fun of it, carrying 1/2 of a conversation for more than 2 mins, able to purchase groceries, clothing and pay bills without supervision..... ya know - be an adult
