Old Ladies And Cash

Smart Red

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I have been doing money laundering -- as well as wallet washing -- on a rather steady basis lately around here. I'd rather spend laundered money than spread money I knew had merely been dried.

A whole lot of ladies clothes, especially summer wear, don't have pockets. I hate to carry a heavy purse everywhere so there are times when I purchase items with warm plastic. I hope I'm a bit more discrete about it, though.
 

Chickie'sMomaInNH

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i worked as a bank teller for about 3 years. i admit at first i was a little naive when it came to a certain nice looking woman that would come through the drive-thru with a lot of $1 bills, and i meant a lot! they always seemed somewhat damp. one of my co-workers informed me the customer was a dancer. i think the lady used to wash the bills before bringing them to the bank.
 

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I'm going to die of laughter! In Russia, some old ladies do it too! Even if they have a bag. I know exactly why - they are afraid that the money stolen. They are confident that will notice if a thief wants to steal money from there. I will say more - when they travel, then sew the pockets to the panty. :D
 

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Oh that's even worse. Old ladies in their 70's wearing sun dresses. I gave them up years ago. Some clothing is just not age appropriate and sun dresses top the list.

Nothing like clammy money that was just next to a pair of wrinkled boobies. :lol::lol::lol:

The visual gets worse. Old ladies wearing sundresses with bras. :ep Or sundresses without bras. :ep Talk about a lose-lose. Nobody wins with either one.
 
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