This is Why I Stay Out of My Woods

[Carol Dee]

That was such a good story it needed to be posted 2x

 

[baymule]

That was a cell phone oops.

Nyboy, at least you don't have alligators in your woods.

A few weeks ago, a Guy in Orange, Tx shot an alligator out of season and with no license. He was not arrested, however, as he claimed it was a "grudge killing". The alligator had killed and eaten part of his friend. Sure enough, human remains were found in the alligators belly. I wish I could post the link. Google Orange Tx alligator grudge killing
The dead Guy definitely won the Darwin Award.... thinning out the gene pool..... LOL LOL

I'd ask how can anyone be so stupid, but I don't have room to talk.....

 

[Nyboy]

last week a small alligator was found walking down sidewalk in middle of NYC. They think it was somes pet turned loose.

 

[Nyboy]

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/

 

[Smart Red]

Bay, I liked the first alligator story better'n the second. The second story seemed more predictable for some reason. Dasn't LIKE 'em both.

 

[Nyboy]

If there is a sign telling you NOT to swim because of alligators, and you do ,you get to be dinner guest

 

[Smart Red]

And what great things did Debbie Downer go on to do in this world? Presidential candidate? Brain surgeon? CEO of something I would know?

 

[Nyboy]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ead-killing-Texas-man-jumped-marina-week.html

 

[Smart Red]

If there is a sign telling you NOT to swim because of alligators, and you do ,you get to be dinner guest

No, Nyboy. I read the sign. It said, "No Swimming Alligators". If the alligators are not swimming then it should be safe. The sign should have read, "No Swimming. Alligators!".

Of course I would have listened to the verbal warnings of people in the marina in leu of trusting the sign. Darwinism in practice. They didn't mention how many drinks were consumed before diving in. That had to be an issue here.

 

[Nyboy]

They came out of next door restaurant at 2:30 am sure a few cocktails Good point about sign!