It looks like you are accomplishing IT, Cosmo!
I have had some success storing squash on the kitchen floor. It isn't an ideal location because that floor is cleaned fairly often and they have to be moved in & out (or, out and in

).
Storage doesn't work very well in either room in the basement. There must be quite a lot of science behind produce storage. The
curing prior to storage, also. Some of it may be the growing of squash that is well suited both for storage and, simply, the growing environment.
Steve
who thought he was doing well in July to have 2021 carrots and parsnips from, first, an outdoor clamp through the winter and then in the crisper drawers of the carport fridge