common sense is out the window

[majorcatfish]

Haaha! Do we draw straws this time? (this could be difficult since we're all invisible.)

i vote for @Nyboy he is into poisoning people....

@ninnymary you faint at the sight of a needle, by the time you wake up the tattoo artist will have already put unicorns and rainbows along both your arms....

 

[ninnymary]

Oh Major! You and Thistle sure are witty and clever. Wish I was like that.

Mary

 

[majorcatfish]

You're right Mary, you're totally worth a small detour of a few thousand miles on a moped.
And while Major is getting that little bumblebee tattoo you could put a quarter in a bubblegum machine and get one of those lick and stick tats. It will be our little secret....

i love bumblebees maybe a dragonfly as well......

 

[thistlebloom]

Okay, that's two votes for NYboy.

Oh Major! You and Thistle sure are witty and clever. Wish I was like that.

Mary

Hey, if it was easy everybody'd be doin' it!

 

[Nyboy]

LOL accidentally poisoning friends, not like I try. Mary I don't due needles either. I think my Dr is a sadist no matter why I am there he wants blood work.

 

[majorcatfish]

LOL accidentally poisoning friends, not like I try. Mary I don't due needles either. I think my Dr is a sadist no matter why I am there he wants blood work.

you need to work on your cover story....

 

[Smart Red]

Major, I'm good for another $3.00. Just roll on by here on the way. DIL does great tats and even has wussy "temps" for folks like Mary and me that look real and come off. Everyone needs a Cheese Head -- hat or tat -- it doesn't matter.

My questions is, will the tractor be fixed in time for spring planting or are you planning on fall clean up for the repairs?

 

[Smart Red]

I think Nyboy would already be too suspect for the task because of his reputation. There are several members with the SSS theory of pest removal.

Drawing straws would actually work. Everyone (on the honor system) except Mary herself, draws either a long or short straw. Short straw looses. All the members who drew a short straw redraw. Repeat until only one member has a short straw. Voila!

Not wanting to over think this problem -- or lend too great an insight into my psyche -- but. . . is the looser the one who does the deed or the one who doesn't get to?

 

[majorcatfish]

ok @Nyboy will be working on the poison.....check
need to get @ninnymary a airline ticket out to north carolina..... working on that
need someone to open a gofundme account so i can buy a moped, figure a 3 wheeler so we can put chains on it when it's snowing we can keep going..

let's see with 2 stops in west virginia, 1 stop in iowa,1 stop in wisconsin @Smart Red have your dil ready with the tat gun for mary.. then out to idaho with 2 stops... yup we should be there just in time to get the tractor up and running by late spring...

still working on funding for the gas....

 

[thistlebloom]

Oh good Major, I see your moped has a luggage compartment. That will work well for all those white eggplant and hot pepper snacks you're going to need on the way.

Or maybe you're going to pop it open and let little Mary ride in it?