common sense is out the window

thistlebloom said:
Haaha! Do we draw straws this time? (this could be difficult since we're all invisible.)
Click to expand...

i vote for @Nyboy he is into poisoning people....

@ninnymary you faint at the sight of a needle, by the time you wake up the tattoo artist will have already put unicorns and rainbows along both your arms....
 
thistlebloom said:
You're right Mary, you're totally worth a small detour of a few thousand miles on a moped.
And while Major is getting that little bumblebee tattoo you could put a quarter in a bubblegum machine and get one of those lick and stick tats. It will be our little secret....
Click to expand...

i love bumblebees maybe a dragonfly as well......:lol:
 
Major, I'm good for another $3.00. Just roll on by here on the way. DIL does great tats and even has wussy "temps" for folks like Mary and me that look real and come off. Everyone needs a Cheese Head -- hat or tat -- it doesn't matter.

My questions is, will the tractor be fixed in time for spring planting or are you planning on fall clean up for the repairs?
 
I think Nyboy would already be too suspect for the task because of his reputation. There are several members with the SSS theory of pest removal.

Drawing straws would actually work. Everyone (on the honor system) except Mary herself, draws either a long or short straw. Short straw looses. All the members who drew a short straw redraw. Repeat until only one member has a short straw. Voila!

Not wanting to over think this problem -- or lend too great an insight into my psyche -- but. . . is the looser the one who does the deed or the one who doesn't get to?
 
ok @Nyboy will be working on the poison.....check
need to get @ninnymary a airline ticket out to north carolina..... working on that
need someone to open a gofundme account so i can buy a moped, figure a 3 wheeler so we can put chains on it when it's snowing we can keep going..
tes-9p50s8-1.jpg

let's see with 2 stops in west virginia, 1 stop in iowa,1 stop in wisconsin @Smart Red have your dil ready with the tat gun for mary.. then out to idaho with 2 stops... yup we should be there just in time to get the tractor up and running by late spring...

still working on funding for the gas....:caf
 
Oh good Major, I see your moped has a luggage compartment. That will work well for all those white eggplant and hot pepper snacks you're going to need on the way.

Or maybe you're going to pop it open and let little Mary ride in it?
 
Last edited:
You must log in or register to reply here.

Latest posts

Sister Sites

BackYardChickens.com
BackYardHerds.com
SufficientSelf.com
Back
Top