Garden humor thread..

[Carol Dee]

 

[Cosmo spring garden]

Not a funny but pretty cool.
What do you see?

 

[Carol Dee]

Not a funny but pretty cool.
What do you see?

Zebra shadows

 

[flowerbug]

Zebra shadows

i thought bugs at first. thirsty burros or mules?

 

[Rammy]

They're zebras.

 

[Marie2020]

i thought bugs at first. thirsty burros or mules?

Bugs???

 

[flowerbug]

Bugs???

tiny picture to me, just see dark spots that look like ants on a bare background. could have been tan cloth.

i have to blow it up 300% to see the zebras. the dark spots are shadows.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Doctor - Do you exercise?

Me - No, my parents won't allow me.

Doctor - Your parents?

Me - Yes, Mother Nature and Father Time.

 

[Ridgerunner]

The following sentence was on an English test. The question was, what is the tense.

''In the future, our politicians will be totally free of corruption"

Some felt it was in the ''future impossible'' tense.

I felt ''Wouldn't its tense be pretense?''

 

[Marie2020]

The following sentence was on an English test. The question was, what is the tense.

''In the future, our politicians will be totally free of corruption"

Some felt it was in the ''future impossible'' tense.

I felt ''Wouldn't its tense be pretense?''

I read a good comment recently that goes something like this, " we should be informed of the laws for the rich".
Then we know where we all stand as far as getting a prostitution for assault rape and murder, it would certainly save us time if nothing else