digitS'
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Of course, she might have drank it instead of visiting Mrs. Olsen:
digitS'
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talk about overacting !!
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I remember this one
PennyJo
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Boy I remember that way back think old Juan is still piking beans
digitS'
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Yeah,
it actually takes drinking coffee to calm themselves down.
Juan was such a perfectionist ... quite the guy.
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"Oh man, Juan Valdez died this morning."
NOT MY JOKE
Ok, so it's not a 'joke' joke, but that's what you say. Maybe at work, at the bar with friends. Say it in a lull in the conversation. If you're really good, say it while scanning the paper or a news site.
Some people go, "oh!" And some people say, "wait, the Colombian coffee merchant?" and some people say, "oh my god, he did?" People always say something.
And then you say, "he did, he was assassinated. Someone from a drug cartel shot him with a golf gun. Bizarre story."
And you leave it there.
And if someone presses further, perhaps mention how terrible it must be to get shot by a golf gun.
And you'll eventually be asked, "what's a golf gun?"
To which you say, "don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan!"
NOT MY JOKE
Ok, so it's not a 'joke' joke, but that's what you say. Maybe at work, at the bar with friends. Say it in a lull in the conversation. If you're really good, say it while scanning the paper or a news site.
Some people go, "oh!" And some people say, "wait, the Colombian coffee merchant?" and some people say, "oh my god, he did?" People always say something.
And then you say, "he did, he was assassinated. Someone from a drug cartel shot him with a golf gun. Bizarre story."
And you leave it there.
And if someone presses further, perhaps mention how terrible it must be to get shot by a golf gun.
And you'll eventually be asked, "what's a golf gun?"
To which you say, "don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan!"
baymule
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PennyJo
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digitS'
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"Steampunk"
Might be an appropriate name ... but, I had to look it up.
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Steve
Might be an appropriate name ... but, I had to look it up.
Coffee: Now Available for $18 a Cup, click
Steve
